Last Updated: 5/7/26
This policy outlines the Terms of Use for the Alfred Display App (“Alfred”). By using Alfred, you are agreeing to these Terms of Use. By reading these Terms of Use, you are telling us, not only do you agree with these Terms of Use, you are an active participant in your personal term of use portfolio and have taken the extra due diligence to ready said Terms of Use. We applaud you.
This app is PG-13, which means it’s not intended for those under 13 and we do not knowingly collect data from children. If kids are using Alfred, it is because their parents have authorized it through their own use, or authorized it through their child account in your device’s app store. Data provided to Alfred by any user is your data and Alfred does not censor it. That means if you name your event “Meeting with Princess Consuela Banana Hammock,” an eight year-old might ask what a banana hammock is.
Account Access
Access to Alfred is dependent on having an active subscription, or during a temporary trial period. Keep your debts settled, yo.
Getting a Subscription
Subscriptions are handled through your device’s app store. But, like, you’ve already signed up for the trial or bought the subscription already so you know that. We don’t have any information you don’t know in this regard.
Cancelling a Subscription
Canceling a subscription is handled through your device’s app store as well.
User Interaction and Use
By using Alfred, you agree that you will not misuse, abuse, or otherwise mistreat Alfred. You will not use Alfred to perform any illegal activity (but like, how would you even?). You agree to not to interfere with our service.
By using Alfred you also agree no to copy any of our proprietary creative or infringe on our copyright. C’mon man.
Liability Guarantee
The use of this app is “as is.” Alfred himself, our employees, and even our master overlords are not liable for any damages. Damages include (but are not limited to) data loss, missed appointments, bad information, or if you wore shorts because the weather said it would be nice but you really didn’t take a look at the ‘feels like’ temperature and now you’re regretting it.
Even if we were liable for any damages, the maximum damages you would be entitled to would be the amount paid in subscription fees in the last 12 months.
There is no guarantee the app is error-free. There is no guarantee it’s accurate. There are no guarantees that the AI outputs are correct, or the app doesn’t bug out, because there are no guarantees in life.
There are, I mean, we don’t know why people say that, of course there are guarantees in life. We guarantee you will love this app, or you won’t.
We reserve the right to update these terms at any time. Continued use means that you continue to accept our terms of use.
Support
To contact Alfred support, email alfred@quackpipe.com or visit https://alfred.quackpipe.com/support/
